60-Second Story: Ironing for Morons
By Dave Fox
Welcome to “60-Second Stories,” a new and occasional feature on Globejotting, featuring hastily-written outbursts you can read in 60 seconds or less … because sometimes you are too busy to read anything longer. (And often, I am too busy to write anything longer.)
I have come to the conclusion that “easy-iron shirts” is an oxymoron. The next time I move to a different planet, I am going to pick one where wrinkled shirts are considered a sign of intelligence.