Random Outbursts

Vientianesomnia

Vientianesomnia

Up all night in the Laotian capital: An itinerary update and a glimpse into Dave's travel diaries.
Best Trilingual Disclaimer Ever!

Best Trilingual Disclaimer Ever!

Don't even THINK of having fun with these envelopes!
How to Clean Your Desk Without Doing Anything

How to Clean Your Desk Without Doing Anything

The answer is blowing in the wind.
Enough with the Chewing Gum Jokes!

Enough with the Chewing Gum Jokes!

Announce you're moving to Singapore and every person you know comes at you with a joke about chewing gum and/or caning. But consider this....
Rage Against Facebook Profile Censorship

Rage Against Facebook Profile Censorship

I should be allowed to add "Planet Earth" as my hometown and "Jibberish" as my native language if I want to. But no.
Search Engine Mayhem

Search Engine Mayhem

Sex, whales, and "Dave the Prostitute" ... all driving traffic to this website.
A Perfect Morning Plan

A Perfect Morning Plan

How to steal cupcakes from your fiancée.