Random Outbursts

Just Say Moo

Just Say Moo

Can't afford to buy a cow? In Switzerland, you can rent one.
The Season Begins

The Season Begins

Moneybelts and Smurfs as a long tour guiding season kicks off in Paris.
How I Write

How I Write

Why do I apologize for my question? I have no clue. But I do – as if I have just asked her for a kidney.
Stupid Sinks, Air-Raged Ranting

Stupid Sinks, Air-Raged Ranting

Halfway through a long flight, Dave begins to lose it.
Inside the Highly Disturbed Brain of a Tour Guide

Inside the Highly Disturbed Brain of a Tour Guide

One would think that 13 years of tour guiding would leave one feeling calm and in control, but every year around this time, the anxiety dreams begin.
CNN Breaking News: Ho(e)s in the White House Aren’t “Nappy-Headed”

CNN Breaking News: Ho(e)s in the White House Aren’t “Nappy-Headed”

Never mind the spelling. Be careful how you crop those photos!
The Horse Versus the Zamboni

The Horse Versus the Zamboni

Law enforcement sorts out the differences.
Chocolate Easter Hostages

Chocolate Easter Hostages

Does Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad like jellybeans?
One Ear, Hold the Mustard

One Ear, Hold the Mustard

A new kind of fast food at a Cretian soccer match
Panties in a Bunch About Panty Raids

Panties in a Bunch About Panty Raids

Help me out here, people, because I'm having a little confusion about what exactly constitutes sexual harassment.