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Vietnamese Millionaire

Vietnamese Millionaire

Saigon changes if you appear to be single.
Low-Voltage Shock

Low-Voltage Shock

Hong Kong offers an easy entry into Asia.
Crossing the Line

Crossing the Line

I've been craning my neck, looking out the airplane window, trying to see the dateline, but it's too cloudy.
Adventures in Sleep Deprivation

Adventures in Sleep Deprivation

When you put 300+ people together in a room, all of who consider themselves humor writers, a few weirdos are going to be in the mix.
…Over the Septic Tank

…Over the Septic Tank

I would like to apologize for not returning your phone calls, e-mails, smoke signals, or carrier pigeon messages over the last month.
Ouch

Ouch

One out of every 1,000 tetanus shot recipients reportedly cries for more than three hours after receiving the shot.
Just a Touch of the ‘Phoid

Just a Touch of the ‘Phoid

If it isn't bad enough I've been ingesting rat poison for the last three months, I am now storing microbes of a deadly virus in my fridge, and gobbling them down periodically.
And the Winner is…

And the Winner is…

What kind of idiot flies from Seattle to Asia via Ohio?
How Can You Have Any Pudding if You Don’t Eat Your Meat?

How Can You Have Any Pudding if You Don’t Eat Your Meat?

Free excerpt from "Getting Lost": Seven-year-old Dave struggles with school dinner in England.
Tackling Lucy

Tackling Lucy

Free excerpt from "Loster": A sheep on a mission in Dingle, Ireland.