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How I Write

How I Write

Why do I apologize for my question? I have no clue. But I do – as if I have just asked her for a kidney.
Stupid Sinks, Air-Raged Ranting

Stupid Sinks, Air-Raged Ranting

Halfway through a long flight, Dave begins to lose it.
Inside the Highly Disturbed Brain of a Tour Guide

Inside the Highly Disturbed Brain of a Tour Guide

One would think that 13 years of tour guiding would leave one feeling calm and in control, but every year around this time, the anxiety dreams begin.
You Want it Where?!?!

You Want it Where?!?!

Order a hotdog wrong in Norway and you could end up with a big surprise.
Plans Derailed – Part 2

Plans Derailed – Part 2

The little engine that couldn't: A snowy ride from Oslo to Bergen.
Plans Derailed – Part 1

Plans Derailed – Part 1

Dave begins failing as a bachelor... and a tour guide.
AWOL

AWOL

Readers get annoyed when Dave doesn't blog. There's a simple solution.
The Sky is Falling

The Sky is Falling

...But it's fun to be alive.
Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

February 3: I have finally made it to Colorado after the Evil Airline-Crippling Monster Blizzard of 2006 shut down Denver’s airport over Christmas.
A Fjucked Up Name

A Fjucked Up Name

What the ...? The Swedish town of Fjuckby wants to change its name.