Everybody Panic! (Again!)

By Dave Fox
Seattle, Washington 

[We interrupt our ongoing bloggage from my recent trip to Vietnam in order to bring you this sneak preview….]

From the producers who brought you 1999 hysteria over world destruction from malfunctioning computer clocks (“Y2K”), and the 2003 panic from a new strain of Avian Flu that would destroy the human race (“Y2Chicken”), comes their greatest thriller yet: “Y2Pig: Swine Flu Unmasked!”

Starring Dr. Sanjay Gupta as the dashing journalist who ventures into the hot zone and risks his life to tell the story, co-starring the entire nation of Mexico as a bunch of dead people, “Y2Pig: Swine Flu Unmasked” will have you on the edge of your hospital bed, believing the hype until the very end!

But wait! There’s more! Don’t miss the great online extras! Here’s what CNN had to say about Swine Flu on Twitter:

“Some observers say Twitter — a micro-blogging site where users post
140-character messages — has become a hotbed of unnecessary hype and
misinformation about the outbreak….”

If you love hype, you won’t want to miss “Y2Pig: Swine Flu Unmasked!” — the movie so terrifying, you’ll be too afraid to remove your mask and eat popcorn.

“Y2Pig: Swine Flu Unmasked!” — coming soon to a television set near you.

(This movie has not yet been rated. If you are traveling with children, please secure your own mask before assisting with theirs.)

[…I’ll get back to my Vietnam blogging soon if I live long enough to tell the tales.]

[Photo: Lulu Hoeller]

Published on Tuesday, April 28, 2009

One Response to “Everybody Panic! (Again!)”

  1. Van Sales
    July 4, 2009 at 1:44 PM

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