Full-Body Scanners Rock!
By Dave Fox
Today has been dubbed “National Opt-Out Day” by opponents of the new full-body scanners at airports. It seems there are lots of travelers too prudish to enjoy the thrill of exhibitionism, who think the new security devices go too far.
But people, I am here to report that the new full-body scanners are awesome. I know this because I have just installed one in the doorway of my condo.
Most of my friends do not mind this new, extra security when they come to visit me; however, those who object may instead request what the Transportation Security Admininstration calls an “enhanced pat down.”
To celebrate this new era in home security, I am having a big party this weekend. You are invited.
Photo: flickr / redjar