It’s election day. You know what to do.

By Dave Fox
Seattle, Washington 

My fellow Americans:

After many months of hard campaigning, election day is finally upon us. You know what that means. It means you must make an extremely important decision. It means that today, if you do nothing else, you must be a good American, do the right thing, get out there, and bury your head in the ground until those damn “robocalls” stop.

(Seriously, campaign people… I already know who I am voting for, so would you please stop calling? No matter who wins, our nation will be a better place once we can reclaim some peace in our homes.)

Published on Tuesday, November 4, 2008

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