One Ear, Hold the Mustard

By Dave Fox
Seattle, Washington

Four men were arrested last weekend on the Greek island of Crete after a fight over a soccer match concluded with one man biting off part of another man’s ear.

According to the Associated Press, the fight erupted when a group of Bulgarians started cheering on Turkey in the match against Greece. When a Greek businessman tried to break up the fight, one of his own countrymen chomped down on his ear.

Hmmm… if this had been in America, I would have assumed the man who bit the ear off was just looking for a safe alternative to the stadium hotdogs.

Published on Saturday, March 31, 2007

One Response to “One Ear, Hold the Mustard”

  1. brrre
    April 5, 2007 at 10:41 PM

    You should also hold the mustard when you have “pølse i rompe”.

Leave a Reply