Slow News Day?

By Dave Fox

I’m trying. I’m really trying to resuscitate this blog.

So this evening, I was scanning the headlines for something more interesting than my foot to write about, and I came across this hard-hitting headline from the Associated Press:

NYC Doorman Suspended for Bad Breath.

Yes, boys and girls, that story actually went out on the AP newswire to thousands of newspapers, radio and television stations, and other media outlets worldwide.

I suppose when you get bored of covering things like the fact that we are still at war, this is what you come up with.

Published on Monday, December 10, 2007

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